Ep.3 - Blue Apron — Steak and Poblano Tostadas

You’ve herd correctly - the new episode it out! And it’s begging for a stampede.

In the medium of meal kit delivery services, it’s rare to find a surf and turf so exquisite. Blue Apron really cure-ated a legen-dairy meal.

Even if you wrapped your favorite podcast in bacon, you wouldn’t find mignon them more savory that this one. You can listen while you are grazing at the dinner table, or brushing down your cowlick — get off your grass and go listen! This is one round(up) you don't want to miss. This meal is made out of cow-boy was it good!

So turn us up; filet us ring through your home. Leather or not you are steering a car or staring up at the milky way, we know you will be ruminating on this episode for a while. The steaks are low — but if you are driving, be safe, we don’t want you to get T-boned.

Turns out podcasting is no cash-cow. So if you want to support us — moo-ve it on over to Patreon. Hoof-it!

While you’re at it - send us an email at juicingbananas@gmail.com to let us know if you like our branding. If you want us to rise to the top — rate and review us on Apple Podcasts. But please don’t butcher us with searing reviews— we are tender. And if you wish we were black and blue, we have no beef with you.

I’m milking this post for all it’s worth. I hope you hung in there, because if you just skim it - you won’t get the calf of it. I just wanted to find a way to unite the country and make us more homogenized. Even if we only got 2% of the population to come together - we’d settle for 1% - to tear down the fences that separate us! The grass is greener on our side.

Last but not least, we want to remind you to get off your dairy-ere and go vote!! It would be an udder shame if you don’t.